Thursday, April 2, 2009

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Yes, I'm still pregnant
No, I'm not in labor
No, I don't know when she is going to be born
No, I'm not miserable, but thanks for the positive feedback
Yes, I've tried walking, it makes my feet tired
I'm sure Castrol oil sent your wife right into labor but I'll probably just end up with the hershey squirts, so no thanks
I don't think I'm comfortable getting suggestions about my sex life from you

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