Damn the Man

Specifically the one that gave me my first ticket the day before yesterday. UGH

My favorite part of the experience was when he told me what a nice guy he was for not towing my car and next time the cop might decide to be a jerk and do that.

You know what cops were nice

The one that pulled me over a couple of years ago for my registration and told me I needed to get the sticker on ASAP because I could get a ticker for it

And the one a couple of weeks ago that had me roll my window down at a stop light to tell me my break light was out and I should get it fixed

And even the one a couple of years ago that yelled at me over his speaker for crossing the solid white line on the freeway but didn’t even bother to pull me over.

They were all nice

You are a jerk! You made me hold my pee for an extra 15 min so you could give me a ticket and now I have to show up to court at 8:30 in the morning on 12/31 to prove to a judge I got my car register and my tail light fixed, as if I don’t have a job and the court and I have nothing better to do.
And the thank you I said as you handed me my ticket and walked away, I didn’t mean it, I just didn’t know what I was supposed to say in that situation.